Bugs itch? Scratch 'em.

[Tassatul]

ahhh!! nice going BugHunter! anyways come on back ford! hes just playin thats what makes this rpg thing fun. randomness. just try to explain your way out of it. be creative.

[DOOFY]

(ok)
I snuck on on your ship last time you landed.
(i also didn't read al of the post so i'm not realy sure what to do, just kill me or something. I do want to mess this up antmore)

[BugHunter]

(ooc: Landed?! I haven't landed once yet! alright, i forgive you, im gonna rewind back to when my guys are drinking and you enter the story. This time, do something better. Or you can just go with whats going on already, u pick. And remember, the rules of role playing are that you write how you think your character would act upon a situation. AND NO CRAPPY ROLE PLAYING!!! ahem..got a little carried away again...hehe. And if you have to say something that your character wouldn't say, then u use an ooc, like i'm doing right now. And use quotes to indicate your character is talking.)

[DOOFY]

(Just kill me so i don't mess it up anymore.)

[BugHunter]

Young-Tusk: "The guy aint makin any sense, sir"

BugHunter: "Alright, if he aint gonna talk, just get him off my ship. He isn't worthy of an honorable death."

*The hunters take the stranger to a spare escape pod and then jetison him out to the empty space*

BugHunter: "Well that takes care of that. If he's lucky, he'll get picked up by a rescue patrol somewhere, hehehe. Let them deal with him."

Light-Stepper: "What should we do with his stuff?"

BugHunter: "ah, keep it in storage, could be useful later on"

*The hunters go back to their break as if nothing happened*

BugHunter: "ahhh, back to what matters, booze sweet booze. Cheers mates!"

*Taps muggs with his buddies and chuggs down another frothy one*

[Cobra5]

*A small bump is heard against the hull of Bug_Hunter's ship, right after they sit down. It sounded like a small impact of drifting peices, or something.*

[BugHunter]

Light-Stepper: "What was that?!"

Young-Tusk: "I think we hit something"

*The hunters go to investigate*

BugHunter: "Oh it was just some space snake or something. Its dead now..."

*Sips his beer* ;D

[Cobra5]

*cobra is floating aimlessly outside in space, his spacesuit has no manuver jets, so he's just drifting. He uses his bodyweight to turn and see bug_hunter and his crew look out the ship*

uhh....hey, guys...heehe...um...heya....eeehhh...

[BugHunter]

BugHunter: "Oh look, its still alive, hehehe"

*sips beer*

Light-Stepper: "um...shouldnt we save him?"

BugHunter: "Well if u want to"

*goes back to his chair at the bar and continues to sip his beer as if nothing of importance is happening. The other look back at each other and shrugg their shoulders. Light-Stepper gets an scv suite and saves the pathetically floating person* ;D

[DOOFY]

(mean while matt floats thruogh space and is pick up by his own ship and crew .)

I will get that guy that dumped me in space.
(matt is rearmed on his ship with a better gun)


i will get him back, but for now we fight bugs.

[BugHunter]

(ooc: Hey no fair, u get pictures . But at least u had the balls to come back)

*chuggs his beer*

[DOOFY]

(ooc Do you wan to know how to post pictures?. I'm sure you do so heres how you do it. First you need to click on the picture icon above. Its on the left of the envelpoe. Then you need to delete the url[/img]. Then when you find a picture you want you right click on it and a little menu will come up. At the bottom of the menu it should say properties. Clik on that. After your in you should see a url or address. Highlight the address and then right click on it. There will be another menu that comes up. Click on copy. then go gack to the brackets you placed in your post eirlier, right click in between the brackets and hit paste. Thats how i do and its really easy. If you have questions ask me or cobra.)

[Tassatul]

(ooc: sorry i havent posted in a few days, had some pressing school work to do. and some UT 2003 ;D)

*Tassatul's shuttlecraft speeds rapidly toward the surface of the planet Tiridon Prime*

'Sir, were coming in to fast. We may not survive the landing' shouts Krath.
'Well, do your best. We don't wanna dissapoint the bugs or the popups' replies Tassatul with a cocky grin. 'Try to land in the grove of trees over there. Theyll help slow our descent'
'Right'

*The ship soars across the land, over great seas and tall mountains. Eventually, the grove comes into vision. The ship touches down*

SSSCCRRRREEEEE!!! BOOOOOOMMMM!!

'Damage report, Agrithno!' asks Tassatul over the noise.
'Everybody survived, as well as our stuff. We won't be evacuating anytime soon though. Engines are offline.' says Agrithno.
'Damn. Well, get the men to work. We've got to get a base before the bugs find us. Start unloading the probes and begin the warp sequence'

*The battered ship opens, and the zealots step out and secure the area. Probes follow, and begin warping in Pylons, Nexus, bunkers(ooc: apparently, Tassatul can warp in bunkers. He's just that good ), and photon cannons*

[Cobra5]

*is safley back on bug_hunters ship, freshly changed out of his old space suit*

Ughh.. it's a long story how I got off that infested planet after my retreat, sparing not a single noob, and escaping with barely a life's breath to save me. It all began...
*And everything get wavy as if to signify a flashback. We see cobra as a small child. You can tell this is going to be a loooong story...*

[BugHunter]

BugHunter: "Hold it! Hold it!!! None of this nonsense!"

*The hazzy vision disappears and the corny flashback music gets halted as BugHunter grabs Cobra by the neck*

BugHunter: "You do that on my ship again and i will break you in two! Ahem... So you dare show your face again? After abandoning us at that base you so crappily created and making us fail in our mission!? I should have let my men leave you out there in space to die! Your lucky im drinking beer to cloud my judgement..uh i mean your lucky im so lenient! Come to think of it... how did u get here? And what happened to the remainder of your noob army? Let me guess, u led the last of them to their deaths didn't u? DIDN'T YOU!!!"

*The other hunters pull their leader away from Cobra and try to make him calm down*

Young-Tusk: "Sir, Calm down... come on, he's now our guest"

BugHunter: "Yes, your right, I shouldn't have gotten so carried away.... Sorry Cobra, I guess it's good to see another comrade, even if its you. Here have a pint!"