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Post by Tassatul on Aug 26, 2003 18:16:30 GMT -5
Hmmmmm. . . *Steps into secrect underground supercomputer laboratory, walks up to one of the consoles* Wait a minute, what was I thinking? Plutonium has a half life of about 24,000 years. I think that includes all ten segments. So, whatever the real number is, your not gonna have much problems with radiation, Dan. If you cant tell, this kinda stuff interestes me(in real life) which is why i took the time to actually look it up.  |
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Post by BugHunter on Aug 26, 2003 22:57:06 GMT -5
*Belch*
what?
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Post by copyKatt on Aug 27, 2003 10:42:48 GMT -5
just felt like being the typical stereotypical male, eh bughunter? a slow apathetic pig, lol thats why i stick to blenders. they dont burp or care! isnt that right, charles? *the blender whirrs its blades* ;D |
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Post by BugHunter on Aug 27, 2003 14:49:49 GMT -5
*waving his Jon Jon Special in the air in a drunk manner* "What'cha bluudy talkin' about girly!? Just because i belch once dont mean I a pig!" *belches; slowly sways while in his chair, BugHunter's sense of balance seems to be off* "And wut about yoo? Talkin' to a bluudy blender! Yoo're the one not right in th' head..." *BugHunter's head hits the counter. He seems to be out cold*  zzzZZZ |
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Post by Tassatul on Aug 27, 2003 19:18:21 GMT -5
*Tassatul returns to the club and sits down*
dooo dooo dooo doodle-ooo deee dee dadadada oo boo
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Post by copyKatt on Aug 28, 2003 11:36:44 GMT -5
kekeke... teach you to fall asleep on my counter...
*pulls out a permenent marker and comences drawing on Bughunters face*
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Post by Dr. Dan on Aug 28, 2003 17:06:44 GMT -5
*Looks up from his conversation with Cobra*
"Hey! Can we dress him up like a girl, then hire a man wearing spandex to sleep next to him? Just for a kick! Come on! I'll go find a man wearing spandex!"
*Runs out of the bar*
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Post by copyKatt on Aug 28, 2003 17:15:45 GMT -5
ummm... i dont think thats such a good idea... it was just a little joke, no need for dresses and spandex....
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Post by Dr. Dan on Aug 28, 2003 17:19:12 GMT -5
*Dan comes back holding a checklist*
"Ok guys, here they are, the most...uhh...renound men in the city for wearing spandex. I assorted the names into alphabetical order and they are lined up outside...now I'll let them in one by one and you can vote on wich one to stick next to bug. Sound good? Ok...here they are:
Hey! Alphonzo Abcurck! come on in!"
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Post by copyKatt on Aug 28, 2003 17:27:11 GMT -5
dan... really, i dont think thats... nessisary
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Post by Cobra5 on Aug 28, 2003 17:52:35 GMT -5
*Cobra dramatically stands from his chair, nocking it down, as the backround fades to motion-blur lines. Red ones. Red, action packed ones.*
Dan-- DOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNNTTTTTTTT!!
*But it's too late!! A robotic voice chimes in!*
WARNING! WARNING! SPANDEX DETECTED!!
ACTIVATING AUTOMATIC DEFENSE SYSTEMS. ALL LEGAL PATRONS PLEASE KEEP HEAD LOW. ALL TARGET PATRONS PLEASE REMAIN STATONARY WHILE YOU ARE FORCABLY DISASEMBLED.
*Guns apear from the roof and open a hailstorm of hot lead vaguely directed towards all spandex wearing lifeforms*
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Post by Dr. Dan on Aug 28, 2003 18:08:54 GMT -5
*Dan Stands, awestruck*
*Slow Mo*
"G....E....T.........O....U....T...!!!"
*Heriocally jumps infront of the Spandex People as the bullets rain down.*
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Post by Cobra5 on Aug 28, 2003 18:11:37 GMT -5
*Thump-thump. Thump-thump.*
*Cobra is reaching for his gun, to try and shoot the auto guns!*
*Thump-thump. Thump-thump.*
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Post by Dr. Dan on Aug 28, 2003 18:14:41 GMT -5
*Dans body twitches as he falls, and spots of red appear all over as the rounds continue to fly*
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Post by Tassatul on Aug 28, 2003 18:34:23 GMT -5
*Tassatul nudges BugHunter*
'5 dollars says Dan survives it. . .'
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zzzZZZ
