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Post by hyper4pyropixie on Dec 27, 2003 17:41:39 GMT -5
*pixie sits down a secord later and passes Deimos a drink*
I never saw this one before.
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Post by Deimos on Dec 27, 2003 17:44:51 GMT -5
Thanks, never saw this one?
it's hilarious, if you don't mind old-fashioned physical comedy that's completely silent
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Post by Tassatul on Dec 27, 2003 18:58:23 GMT -5
*Meanwhile, Tassatul is being attacked by weird gooyie green monsters in the back corner*
"Hey, uh. . . help?"
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Post by Deimos on Dec 27, 2003 22:27:29 GMT -5
*notices strange sounds coming from the back...along with Tass' voice*
...oh...hold on
*reaches in to his pocket-o-goodies as he watches the Chaplin flick*
...here ya go!
*tosses him a pulse rifle and z-saber*
back to the movie! i'll help ya' when it's done!
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Post by Cobra5 on Dec 29, 2003 18:09:44 GMT -5
I just got d20 modern, so now I know how to fight with guns. I'll help you!!
(Uses Desert Eagle .50AE- Rolls 1d20+4 attack roll= gets 14!)
uhh... hey Tass, what's the green monsters defence rating? I can't read the tag from here.
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Post by Deimos on Dec 29, 2003 22:29:41 GMT -5
*reaches in to magic pocket-o-goodies and pulls out goggles*
here!
goggles = +20 to accuracy : added effect- 2x magnified vision
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Post by Cobra5 on Dec 30, 2003 11:50:54 GMT -5
(puts on goggles. Attack roll improves from 14 to 34. Also, the 2x magnification allows Cobra to read the Green monster's defence tab, which is 25)
Yes, I hit!
(Rolls 2d8 damage. Gets 2.)
Oh... only 2 damage...
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Post by Tassatul on Dec 30, 2003 12:40:42 GMT -5
*Tass looks at another tag while being attacked*
"Hey! Says here energy attacks to 2x damage! Whip out your lasguns!"
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Post by Cobra5 on Dec 30, 2003 13:19:13 GMT -5
Doh! I don't have one on me. I left in my spare... pants.
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Post by Dr. Dan on Dec 30, 2003 14:31:48 GMT -5
*Pulls out energy rifle mark VI*
(Energy Rifle: Damage = 2D10, Added Effect = Accuracy +4, Critical Range 15-20)
*Fires*
(Attack Roll: 16 (possible critical) Attack Roll: 18 (Possible instant kill) Attack Roll: 17 (Instant kill), Damage: n/a)
*lowers rifle*
*The green guys all look at their prey (tass) who now has a smoking hole in his forehead*
"uh...whoops...sorry bout that! heh...."
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Post by Cobra5 on Dec 30, 2003 16:26:13 GMT -5
(Cobra makes an opposed Awe check vs Dans attack roll. 9= Roll fails. Cobra remains in awe over dans attack for 1d4 rounds)
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Post by Deimos on Dec 31, 2003 19:58:14 GMT -5
*still watching Charlie Chaplin, turns around for a minute*
...ehh...what the?!
*turns back*
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Post by Tassatul on Jan 1, 2004 9:44:37 GMT -5
*Tass reaches up, puts a finger in the hole in his forehead*
"huh, thats odd. . ."
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Post by Deimos on Jan 1, 2004 19:23:46 GMT -5
cartoon cliche number 5:
hole in body with no blood or visible organs + usually perfectly round, and not felt until a second later
(number four: when afraid, run at blinding speed for 5 seconds in mid-air, accompanied by bongo sounds- and a gunshot when done revving and blasting off)
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Post by Cobra5 on Jan 1, 2004 20:30:17 GMT -5
*Explodes*
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