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Post by Tassatul on Oct 26, 2004 10:01:04 GMT -5
obviously not underwear.
why do computers hate me?
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Post by Abishai on Oct 26, 2004 10:45:28 GMT -5
They're colorblind.
Why don't computers see in color?
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Post by Cobra5 on Oct 26, 2004 12:04:46 GMT -5
Becuase you jammed a USB cable up its RJ-45 socket.
Wherefore art thou Romeo?
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Post by Abishai on Oct 26, 2004 12:21:44 GMT -5
Dead in a grave.
Who killed the poor bastard?
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Post by Jalathas on Oct 26, 2004 14:22:14 GMT -5
Me. Wait, which one was that again?
Where's waldo?
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Post by Abishai on Oct 26, 2004 15:05:39 GMT -5
You ate him!
Why did you eat Waldo?
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Post by Jalathas on Oct 26, 2004 15:16:14 GMT -5
I was hungry!
A train leaves Carson City at 4:20 pm. It travels east at 60 miles per hour and carries 4,000,000 pounds of Surge. Another train leaves Denver at 4:32 pm. It travels west at 65 miles per hour and carries 3,000,000 gallons of Mountain Dew. Why hasn’t America converted to the metric system? Do we want our confusing English-based measurement system to be responsible for these two trains hitting each other? What kind of monster are you, punk? Huh? HUH?!
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Post by Abishai on Oct 26, 2004 15:18:47 GMT -5
Trains collide, planets explode, punks become goths, who in turn become accountants. . . . the world continues on. .. .
Why does the world continue . . . .
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Post by Jalathas on Oct 26, 2004 15:21:27 GMT -5
Because I said so.
How do you make antifreeze?
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Post by Abishai on Oct 26, 2004 15:28:39 GMT -5
Liquify a toaster.
How exactly do you liquify a toaster?
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Post by Jalathas on Oct 26, 2004 15:43:50 GMT -5
Nuke it for 30 seconds. (and I don't mean in a microwave  ) Why do you drive on a parkway and park on a driveway? |
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Post by Abishai on Oct 26, 2004 15:55:32 GMT -5
Because subway is closed!
Who closed subway?
Yes, I mean the sub shop and not the means of transportation.
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Post by Jalathas on Oct 26, 2004 15:58:54 GMT -5
I did! Muahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha... *hack* *wheeze* *cough* ... excuse me.
How can a house burn up while it's burning down?
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Post by Abishai on Oct 26, 2004 16:10:27 GMT -5
Are you mad? You're questioning english?
What made you question the english language?
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Post by Jalathas on Oct 26, 2004 16:14:22 GMT -5
My spanish class.
If vegitarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat?
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