Abishai
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Post by Abishai on Mar 11, 2005 13:51:04 GMT -5
Because my littlest boy is keeping me from getting any sleep at night, and my oldest son has a fever of one hundred point four. . . .
Damn, is that a valid reason or what?
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Post by Fargo Squire on Mar 13, 2005 22:34:26 GMT -5
Come now; if you keep poisoning the inmates like that we'll never get any real work done...
Why is it so funny when some guy starts yodeling at a train station in Tennessee?
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Post by Abishai on Mar 14, 2005 15:51:17 GMT -5
. . . because you know a bunch of rednecks are going to shoot his lame ass.
That's funny?
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Post by Fargo Squire on Mar 14, 2005 22:28:11 GMT -5
Hey, don't be one of those losers who assumes that we southerners are stupid rednecks who've neglected important technologies like shoes. There are people like that down here (that's right, I'm from Tennessee!!!) but the majority of them are just... stupid in other ways. And then there's me, the grammatically correct and almost completely unaccented straigh A procrastinator with a passion for writing. Hoho!
What's up with the leather-bound paintings over there?
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Post by Abishai on Mar 15, 2005 15:06:26 GMT -5
((I spent four years of my life down in the DEEP SOUTH. Sure there were the occasional intelligent people. . . but they were pretty rare. Then again, I was also stationed on a military post. . . . ))
Nobody wanted to see them, let alone buy them.
Would you spend over one million dollars on a painting?
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Post by Fargo Squire on Mar 15, 2005 16:02:12 GMT -5
I wouldn't spend over 5 dollars on a painting. I'm just not interested...
What do you call ninja ladies who try to steal your pantaloons?
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Post by Cobra5 on Mar 16, 2005 7:59:56 GMT -5
Hot.
Why ninjas?
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Post by Abishai on Mar 16, 2005 13:25:46 GMT -5
Ninjas are master ass kickers, so why not?
Why do people use the term ass kickers?
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Post by Fargo Squire on Mar 16, 2005 17:16:54 GMT -5
Because they're rude and don't take the time to consider that others may not approve of the language they're using. Or maybe they just don't care. Ahem....
What's up with those scissors that cut out designs instead of straight lines?
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Post by Abishai on Mar 17, 2005 11:30:36 GMT -5
They're so cute. . .
What's up with people asking what's up about _?
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Post by BugHunter on Mar 17, 2005 14:34:13 GMT -5
i dunno...
wuts up with you?
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Post by Fargo Squire on Mar 17, 2005 19:14:09 GMT -5
I feel like killing someone. I want to cry. I'm going to break something.
Ahhhhhhhhhhhh!!!?
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Post by Abishai on Mar 18, 2005 14:48:11 GMT -5
Pop a prozak you'll be alright.
Why prozak?
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Post by BugHunter on Mar 18, 2005 17:14:12 GMT -5
cuz we're out of horse tranquilizers
feelin lucky, punk?
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Post by Fargo Squire on Mar 22, 2005 19:01:33 GMT -5
*scratches legs frantically* Errr.... There's a pencil in your back...
Did you put it there?
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