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Post by Cobra5 on Nov 2, 2004 13:37:18 GMT -5
Becuase you are antisocial and have to love for the rules.
Why are you so antisocial?
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Abishai
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Post by Abishai on Nov 2, 2004 13:39:08 GMT -5
I hate people!
Why do I hate people?
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Post by Cobra5 on Nov 2, 2004 13:42:03 GMT -5
Becuase you come from a long line of people-haters.
Why don't you just leave the line?
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Post by Abishai on Nov 2, 2004 13:43:41 GMT -5
Am I in a line?
How can I tell if I'm in a line?
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Post by Jalathas on Nov 2, 2004 15:15:38 GMT -5
There are people ahead of you and behind you.
If vegetable oil is made of vegetables, what is baby oil made of?
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Post by BugHunter on Nov 2, 2004 15:25:41 GMT -5
baby whales. Didn't you know? Oh wait, that was a smart answer.... Uh i mean, aliens! Yes, its made of aliens! ;D
What else can aliens be made into?
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Post by copyKatt on Nov 2, 2004 15:27:21 GMT -5
If trees were bread and cheese, and all the seas were ink. And all the land was pumpkin pie, What would we have to drink? lol, will you killed it, i used to say that to my teachers all the time when i was little, thinkin i was so smart... it was the first poem i ever memorized and correctly it is: if all the world were apple pie and all the sea was ink, and all the trees were bread and cheese, what would we have to drink? so there. but anyway------------------------------ lava lamps. can vampires get HIV?
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Post by Abishai on Nov 2, 2004 16:20:27 GMT -5
Sure they can, but only if they inhale.
Why didn't Clinton inhale?
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Post by BloodySpiders on Nov 6, 2004 13:16:19 GMT -5
What is the function of a rubber duck?? ;D
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Post by copyKatt on Nov 6, 2004 13:32:16 GMT -5
((you already asked that one, amiga. well just head back to abi's question))
becuase he wasnt smart enough to.
How come only superheroes get to wear their underwear on the outside?
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Post by BugHunter on Nov 6, 2004 15:27:06 GMT -5
Because they're cool like that
Are you trying to steal my "amigo's", copyKatt?
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Post by copyKatt on Nov 6, 2004 21:32:02 GMT -5
amiga is the female form. i could get around copyright infringement with that one, cant i? . but even if i started using it, we would all know you started it here, dont worry. so in other words, yes. yes i am. ;D if little bo peep was such a crappy shepard, why did she keep so many sheep?
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Post by alys on Nov 7, 2004 0:23:45 GMT -5
Well, I'm pretty sure the first one was free....
If Little Bo Peep was such a crappy shepard, why did the sheep keep following her?
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Post by bethel on Nov 7, 2004 0:26:46 GMT -5
Because the Catholic Church said it was morraly imparative!! ;D
What do members of the illuminati read with their morning coffee?
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Post by Jalathas on Nov 7, 2004 10:05:30 GMT -5
The freemason press.
What's for dinner?
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