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Post by Dr. Dan on Feb 21, 2004 22:44:20 GMT -5
yellow pages porage
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Post by copyKatt on Feb 21, 2004 23:15:41 GMT -5
sounds good, does it come with jelly?
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Post by Cobra5 on Feb 22, 2004 0:08:24 GMT -5
It has something to do with poop, dosn't it.
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Post by copyKatt on Feb 22, 2004 14:33:20 GMT -5
ewww, then it doesnt sound good...
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Post by Deimos on Feb 22, 2004 14:55:07 GMT -5
how bout' starfish succotash?
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Post by BugHunter on Feb 22, 2004 20:48:25 GMT -5
"I AM THE GREAT MIGHTY POO
AND I'M GOING TO THROW MY S### AT YOU!"
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Post by Cobra5 on Feb 24, 2004 20:13:37 GMT -5
haha... what a profane game...
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Post by Dr. Dan on Feb 26, 2004 17:46:30 GMT -5
I could picture you saing that...
a fake laugh, stopped suddenly with a serious comment. haha.
Yeah well, I guess if you all dont know by now, the doctor has severly sprained his ankle, and I'm currently on crutches.
I fell about four feet onto my right foot on wednesday evening -- quick trip to the emergency room cuause it looked like my bone was about to protrude through my skin -- a few x-rays -- dr. says that I have a severly sprained foot, but no fractures or brakes -- I take anoter look at my foot which still has a baseballed sized lump on the side of it -- he puts an "air cast'" on it -- gave me some crutches and a note to get off of school and the trip I was supposed to go on today to boston (a four day trip to boston with the debate team, and I miss it...lol) and now I'm here typing with my foot elevated and my keyboard on my lap...
so yeah I'll be back on monday...with crutches...you know the damn crutches hurt more than my foot now, they give me rashes like crazy.
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Post by BugHunter on Feb 26, 2004 19:04:28 GMT -5
Looks like we got a man down, people  |
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Post by Dr. Dan on Feb 27, 2004 18:18:08 GMT -5
down but not out!
*as standing on crutches*
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Post by palla on Feb 27, 2004 20:45:37 GMT -5
I can sympathize with you, Dan, because in the middle school, I sprained my ankle at least four times within those two years. Do you know how long it will take you to recover? |
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Post by Cobra5 on Feb 27, 2004 21:07:05 GMT -5
Out of the many times I've been hurt seriously, very few were on my feet. The worst was when I got a pencil stuck all the way in my foot. The tip broke off... and we didn't even know know it was in there untill a big peice fell out. Joe said it was bad enough to go to a doctor... so he dug it out with a knife.
Other then that, there were only minor foot injuries. So I can't really sympathize with you... I dunno how it is.
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Post by BugHunter on Feb 27, 2004 21:49:40 GMT -5
Out of the many times I've been hurt seriously, very few were on my feet. The worst was when I got a pencil stuck all the way in my foot. The tip broke off... and we didn't even know know it was in there untill a big peice fell out. Joe said it was bad enough to go to a doctor... so he dug it out with a knife. Holy shit...  |
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Post by Tassatul on Feb 28, 2004 10:22:55 GMT -5
Ive never broken any bones(except maybe fingers, but never went to the doctor for them), but ive had more stitches then I can count. On my head, back, knees, and hands, all when I was under 10. Those were the days. . .
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Post by Dr. Dan on Feb 28, 2004 12:07:57 GMT -5
I didnt just sprain my ankle, I severely sprained it -- as in I went into shock.
Do you guys remember the part in the matrix with the helicoptor hit the side of the building and the 'ripple of reality' as I like to call it, rippled out from the impact? The same thing happned when neo killed Mr. Smith at the end and flexed his muscles, the ripple of reality...yeah well thats what I saw. The very air around me rippled, and all of the blood in my body just left my head. I felt like I was going to fall asleep (faint) and all of my bodially functions kinda let loose -- I had to go to the bathroom and literally had to hold everything in -- my sinusus and mouth and eyes became instantly dry -- my eyes were tearing like crazy -- and my whole body went numb. I couldnt feel my foot at all, nor anything else. My mom left me on the couch for a few minutes cause she knew I was going into shock (she used to be a nurce in the army), and when she came back she said my face was as white as paper and my lips were nearly as white. If I had fainted she would have had to call 911 cause there was no way I could have been moved (I'm tall and heavy) by her on her own.
It hurt a lot when I finially stepped on it -- my mom said I HAD to get into the car -- oh man it was so gross looking, it looked like the bone was popping nearly through...I didnt know what to think. Was it broken? Probably...yeah...oh hell yeah that hurts...mabye I shouldnt walk on it if its broken...
by the time I got down the steps (took a while, I was going VERY slowly) I felt like I had just drank an entire bottle of pure alchol (not that I know what thats like to be exact, but I can take a rough estimation at the pure mind - blastedness of what it would be like after this)....I very nearly fainted, couldnt hold myslef up, very nearly collapsed on the ground - became instanly super thirsty...man it was crazy...
so if you sprained your foot, did you go through any of that? lol
man...but the one good thing...the nurse lady was SO...omg....reallyreallyreally hot. Like man alive -- smart and beautiful -- boo yah....
she hurt me though, she moved my foot around saying "does this hurt? Does this hurt? Does this hurt?"
If it hurt any less than it did, I would have kicked her and told her to stop prodding my foot, but it hurt way too much...and she was so hot....
so thats my story.
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