Abishai
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Post by Abishai on Dec 2, 2004 16:48:33 GMT -5
Excalibur
Excalibur vs. a chainsaw
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Post by BugHunter on Dec 2, 2004 16:56:55 GMT -5
I bet you didn't even know what Masamune is
Excalibur wins
Excalibur vs. Spear of Longinus
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Post by Abishai on Dec 2, 2004 17:03:29 GMT -5
Spear of Longinus Spear of Longinus vs. Sword of Shanara
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Post by Deimos on Dec 2, 2004 20:22:45 GMT -5
hmmm...hard call...but to keep it fresh Sword of Shanara
Sword of Shanara vs. a random...tree branch
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Post by BugHunter on Dec 2, 2004 23:26:05 GMT -5
holy cow! a... a tree branch!!! Are you insane!!! Thats just not fair!! Nothing can ever defeat the power of the... the tree branch!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!! All is lost!!! ALL IS LOST!!!!!!! ;D a tree branch vs. a spoon Hopefully, there will still be a universe left after this battle is over!
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Post by Abishai on Dec 3, 2004 10:18:06 GMT -5
A tree branch
A tree branch vs. A dowsing rod
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Post by BugHunter on Dec 3, 2004 10:36:33 GMT -5
do you have no sense of drama...sheesh... wait, a witch dunking device vs a tree branch? It still does not compare! a tree branch vs. a tree stump! The whole universe may collapse, but this fight'll be worth it!!!
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Post by Abishai on Dec 3, 2004 10:41:33 GMT -5
As both are inanimate objects the fight goes nowhere and the battle is soon called a draw.
tree branch and tree stump vs. forest fire
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Post by Jalathas on Dec 3, 2004 15:38:05 GMT -5
Tree branch and tree stump, through sheer psionic power, put out the flames. Forest fire loses, but tree branch dies of mental fatigue afterwards.
Tree stump vs. slimy blob.
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Post by Cobra5 on Dec 3, 2004 16:39:19 GMT -5
I bet you didn't even know what Masamune is Its a dude. A Japanese dude who made swords a long time ago. The blob eats a cinimon jellybean and turns into a blowtorch. (ever play "A boy and his blob"?) Blob vs. The Blob (from X-men)
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Post by Coral on Dec 3, 2004 16:44:57 GMT -5
Blob nukes 'The Blob' and wins, with a freedom fry finish.
a Blob vs. a Blob
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Post by Jalathas on Dec 3, 2004 17:09:08 GMT -5
I'll assume you mean the same kind of blobs, in which case, one casts megamagic on the other and kills it.
Blob v. Bob
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Post by Coral on Dec 3, 2004 18:02:52 GMT -5
Bob slashes the blob with a sledgehammer, but ultimately Bob is assimilated by the borg blob.
ME vs. ME
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Post by BugHunter on Dec 3, 2004 22:31:28 GMT -5
you are so breaking the rules...
And a sword made my Masamune can still be referred by just Masamune.
Me vs I
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Post by Cobra5 on Dec 4, 2004 19:59:04 GMT -5
Ah, Me has more letter, but I is automatically capitalized.
I vs ich
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