Jalathas
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Dovie'andi se tovya sagain
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Post by Jalathas on Dec 4, 2004 20:00:06 GMT -5
ich wins.
ich vs. yo
Battle of the language pronouns!
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Post by alys on Dec 5, 2004 0:55:46 GMT -5
Yo wins, yo!
Yo vs. Way
Battle of the horrible slang words!
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Post by bogiethomas on Dec 5, 2004 1:24:46 GMT -5
way uses its cool breath against yos yo yo it freezes and Yo dies because it was linked to the Yo yo for life support
Peter Griffon vs Mario
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Post by BugHunter on Dec 5, 2004 3:47:30 GMT -5
Thats suppost to be against the rules too, killing both opponents...
Although Mario kicks major arse, we've already done him, so Peter Griffon wins by default
Peter Griffon vs. Fred Flinstone
(two cartoon icons that are large and in charge of a family and married to red heads)
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Post by bogiethomas on Dec 5, 2004 10:29:04 GMT -5
mysteriously Attractive red heads
they both decide to have a stand up battle. the old 50s cartoons jokes are weak and not funny the more younger Cartoon farts and everybody Laughs the old dirtbag commits suicide peter wins
peter griffon vs Stewie
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Post by Deimos on Dec 5, 2004 11:23:40 GMT -5
stewie promptly eradicates the fat man with a beam gun he creates out of his teddy bear and talking book toys
stewie vs. maggie simpson!
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Abishai
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Where's your crown, King Nothing?
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Post by Abishai on Dec 6, 2004 11:36:28 GMT -5
Maggie Simpson proceeds to gum her opponent to death. . . .
Maggie Simpson vs. Elroy Jetson
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Post by donovan on Dec 11, 2004 11:55:29 GMT -5
Elroy tries to use hi-tech futuristic weapons but Maggie since she is an alien so she summons her real family and the aliens (with the help of Maggie) defeat Elroy.
Maggie vs. Chef Boyardee
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Post by bogiethomas on Dec 12, 2004 1:26:19 GMT -5
Chef Boyardee cooks Maggie, delicious but unhealthy meals, so she explodes
Chef Boyardee vs pillsbury man
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Post by BugHunter on Dec 12, 2004 4:34:57 GMT -5
Its Pillsbury Dough Boy!
Chef Boyardee tries to make Dough Boy laugh to death by poking him in the belly. Dough Boy retaliates by calling upon the aid of his distant cousin, the Stay Puff Marshmellow Man, who then with one mighty stomp, takes care of poor Chef Boyardee... However, The Stay Puff Marshmellow Man gets possessed by the evil energy of Zhuul and goes on a blind rampage
The Pillsbury Dough Boy vs. The Stay Puff Marshmellow Man
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Post by donovan on Dec 12, 2004 13:03:36 GMT -5
The marshmellow man trys to step on the pilsbury dough boy, but being a marshmellow, he doesn't weigh enough. Pilsbury takes advantage of this and eats the marshmellow man thing.
pilsbury dough boy vs. a hungry bear
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Post by bogiethomas on Dec 12, 2004 19:05:54 GMT -5
oh god! I actually saw that! the poor little.....oh, god! i'm not gonna go into details
hungry bear vs. Fat Albert
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Post by donovan on Dec 14, 2004 21:19:08 GMT -5
The bear tries to slash Fat Albert but it turns out that he's not really fat, it's a bunch of cushions under his shirt. The bear turns out to be a teddy bear so Albert wins by defalt.
"Fat" Albert vs. Some hobo off the street
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Post by Cobra5 on Dec 15, 2004 7:25:27 GMT -5
As it turns out, its not just any hobo, it's:
MAYNARD! THE ONE LEGGED DRUNKEN HOBO!!
Surely Fat albert did fall before his might. None can withstand the rambling.
Maynard the one legged drunken hobo vs Shagee from scooby doo
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Post by Dr. Dan on Dec 17, 2004 10:50:48 GMT -5
"WHAM" MAYNARD! THE ONE LEGGED DRUNKEN HOBO IS CONFRONTED BY....DUN DUN dunnnnnnn LOUIE ANDERSON!!! :::WHAM::: "I'm louie anderson...."
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