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Post by Tassatul on Mar 17, 2004 19:03:26 GMT -5
*A plain gray building sits out in the middle of nowhere, seemingly innocent. You approach, and see a small sign over the only door saying "Open"*
*As you walk in, big Kaiou-Tur with a suit on greets you*
"Hello, and welcome to The Tesseract! You can see that we have the finest of accomodations and workers all dedicated to your pleasure"
*The Kaiou-Tur is right. The first room is huge, much bigger than what the outside looked like. The lighting is perfect, and the walls and floors have the finest trim and decorations. A few people mill about, and some sit at the bar*
"As some of you might have already realized, the entire structure is built as a Tesseract, a square in the fourth spatial demension. 8 times the space in one small building. If you look over there," *he points* "you can actually see the back of your own self. At first its odd, but youll get used to it."
"Ill also mention that our system-wide computer is linked to a replicator, so you can have it conjure up almost anything. Within reason. As a rule, no weapons are allowed, and the computer won't be able to make them either. This is merely for your proctection. Also, while alcohol is allowed, if you become drunk and disorderly, the mobile destruction bots will terminate you. But dont worry, we can always reconstruct you from the residue. . . Threats to the owner will not be tolerated ;D"
"Also, Tassatul holds the right to create any rules at anytime, reguardless, and without warning. Have a nice time at the Tesseract!"
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Post by Tassatul on Mar 17, 2004 19:05:14 GMT -5
Dont worry, thats just my intro, no need to role play or anything. Have fun!
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Post by Dr. Dan on Mar 18, 2004 7:35:27 GMT -5
*Dr. Dan stumbles in through the door right into the big Kaiou-Tur*
"Hello, and welcome to The Tesseract! You can see..."
*Dr. Dan ignores him and begins to look around*
"Hmm..interesting artwork...I like the whole "way bigger on the inside than the out" kinda thing...and how I can somehow see my own back over through that wall....mabye I'll just put a few pictures over that wall sometime so people arent as disturbed...and so I can hide things behind my back without advirtising it to the world."
*Sees the Bar*
"Ooo I wonder who the bartender is here?"
*Leans over the bar*
"Hello? Is anybody here? Heeeeeeelloooooooo?"
*turns to the big Kaiou-Tur, who is still rambiling to nobody*
"Hey, wheres the bartender? I do know this execptional barteder if your interested, her name is Catt, CopyCatt...mabye she'll find her way here eventually...then you can hire her and I CAN GET A DRINK....I only wanted a vanialla coke...or a root beer...
*Glances Left and right*
*Looks at the big Kaiou-Tur*
*Looks down*
*Looks up*
*Hops over the bar with his doctors jacket dramatically trailing behind*
"OOK lets see what we have here...."
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Post by palla on Mar 18, 2004 12:03:19 GMT -5
*Palla peeks around the door, then hesitantly enters. The Kaiou-Tur approaches and she yelps.*
"Jesus, you surprised me!"
"Hello, and welcome..."
*Like Dr. Dan, she starts ignoring the speech and inspects the speaker himself. (She's never seen a Kaiou-Tur before).*
"Cool..." ;D
*continues to wander around, looking at all the weird things.*
*mumbles* "Wish clubs had libraries..."
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Post by Tassatul on Mar 18, 2004 19:34:47 GMT -5
*Tass walks in from a back entrance*
"What, libraries?"
**Poof**
*Books appear in one corner of the room*
"Remember about the system computer? Shes called Cortana, ask her if you need anything"
*Meanwhile. . .*
*Another Kaiou-Tur puts a carboards cutout of Katt behind the bar untill she arrives*
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Post by Cobra5 on Mar 18, 2004 19:45:06 GMT -5
*Will falls from aperantly the roof, although there seems to be nowhere for him to fall from, and hits the floor.*
DAMN I hate the fourth dimension. It always messes me up.
Woh! Hey Katt, you're here already?
*He trys to walk to the bar but slips and falls through the wall on the floor and gets a bloddy nose when he hits his face against his own back*
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Post by Dr. Dan on Mar 18, 2004 19:45:17 GMT -5
*Looks at the cardboard cutout* "huh?" *goes over to it, pickes it up, and places it on the other side of the bar* *walks to the end of the bar, presses a button* *a forcefeild appears from the ceiling to about one foot away from the bar itself, trapping dr. dan behind the bar with room enough to serve drinks*  |
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Post by Tassatul on Mar 18, 2004 19:48:01 GMT -5
*Will falls from aperantly the roof, although there seems to be nowhere for him to fall from, and hits the floor.* DAMN I hate the fourth dimension. It always messes me up. Woh! Hey Katt, you're here already? *He trys to walk to the bar but slips and falls through the wall on the floor and gets a bloddy nose when he hits his face against his own back* hahaha! thats awesome! *will seems to be the only one who really knows what a tesseract is* |
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Post by BugHunter on Mar 18, 2004 20:02:51 GMT -5
*A portal opens 15 feet off the floor* "AAAAAAaaaaahhhhh!!!" (!_!) *thud* (  ) *Apparently BugHunter has been sent through that portal* *getting up* "Huh? (@_X) Wha? First I was sitting in a pile of rubble of what used to be the Club Cobra and then this portal sucked me in and then... wha? Where am I?" |
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Post by Tassatul on Mar 18, 2004 20:11:29 GMT -5
*the big Kaiou-Tur walks over to bughunter*
"Hello, and welcome to the Tes. . .(and onward)"
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Post by BugHunter on Mar 18, 2004 20:21:34 GMT -5
Kaiou-Tur: "...Also, while alcohol is allowed, if you become drunk and disorderly, ..."
BugHunter: (@_X) "What? I heard alcohol and thats all that matters!"
*Starts making his way to the bar*
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Post by Dr. Dan on Mar 18, 2004 20:31:39 GMT -5
*Sees bughunter stumbling over*
*thinks: hmm...I am anxious to see what those 'mobile destruction bots' I heard about look like*
*mixes up a quick jon-jon special*
Here you go bughunter!
*slides it under the forcefield*
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Post by copyKatt on Mar 18, 2004 21:48:57 GMT -5
*Katt walks... no, storms into the bar*
Kaiou-Tur: welcome to the Tesseract! you can see..
"Where is he! where is Dan?!? hes trying to take my position, oh no hes not..."
*makes her way to the bar... fuming*
You have to the count of three to get your butt our here, or else your going to have to deal with... *She glances over at the cardboard cutout of herself* hey look, its me... how nice ;D... no, but seriously dan, either your comeing out by yourself or... or ill sick the Kaiou-Tur on you!
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Post by palla on Mar 18, 2004 22:17:46 GMT -5
*Palla's eyes bugg out as the library appears*
"Whoa...I need to get one of those! Thanks Cortana!"
*Walking over to the corner, she promptly sits dowm and surrounds herself with novels, history texts, etc.*
"First thing to do," she said to herself, "is figure out these Kaiou-Tur."
*glances up toward the bar*
"Hey, Dan, could I get a glass Pepsi?"
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Post by Dr. Dan on Mar 19, 2004 6:37:01 GMT -5
*Looks at Katt*
*Kat yells: blah blah blah blah blah blah*
Oh hello there katt! First off, I want trying to take your job, I was merely filing you position until you got here...
secondly, you dont have to get so offensive -- just having fun.
*Slides a pepsi down the entire length of the bar and smiles as it stops centimeters from the end, right next to palla*
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