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Post by Cobra5 on Mar 29, 2004 20:13:34 GMT -5
*Cobras calendar still reads July, 1875*
I havn't changed mine in a while, either. I should go do it...
*His brain kicks the legs in to gear but the legs kick back. Frustrated by this, his brain sicks the arms after his legs, to keep them in line. The right arm reluctantly does so, but the left, as uncoordinated as it is, misses completly and flails helplessly in the air. The brain then relizes that while it was paying so much attention to the apendages, the mouth has gaped open and is drooling all over his shirt. Since the right arm is locked in battle with the legs, the brain orders the left arm (which is still helplessly flailing) to clean up the spit. Instead it misses and pokes out the left eye, a quite grusome display which promplty forces the right eye (who was always the more squeemish of the two) to cower in the back corners of the head and shiver in fetal position, crying himself to sleep.*
"Actually... I'll do it later."
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Post by copyKatt on Mar 31, 2004 18:00:35 GMT -5
good... idea... i think... you might wanna get something for that.
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Post by Cobra5 on Apr 1, 2004 16:21:08 GMT -5
I've read too much Hitchikers for my own good. ;D
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Post by Deimos on Apr 2, 2004 20:01:27 GMT -5
and after all that...you forget your towel, that just isn't right...lol  |
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Post by Dr. Dan on Apr 5, 2004 7:36:32 GMT -5
::: The Dr. Walks in. ::: Hey everybody... I am so tired -- sitting here in study hall typing in a thread I didnt know existed yet cause I've been busy...should be alright now though.  |
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Post by BugHunter on Apr 6, 2004 21:42:04 GMT -5
*And then, all of a sudden, a whole bunch of guns get pointed at the doctor* *LOAD**LOAD**LOAD**LOAD**LOAD**LOAD*  ;D |
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Post by Deimos on Apr 12, 2004 21:52:26 GMT -5
kill count...150+
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kill count...200+ more than Robocop
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kill count...250+ more than Total Recall
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Kill count...300+ Bloodiest Movie ever!
(heh, taken from Hot Shots: Part Deux)
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Post by Cobra5 on Apr 12, 2004 21:55:22 GMT -5
I love that movie! And that part is really funny. His gun runs out of bullets, but in the heat of combat, reloading is a pain. So he just throws his bullets at the enemy to kill them |
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Post by Deimos on Apr 12, 2004 22:02:58 GMT -5
I saw that movie this weekend...and I could not stop laughing for the longest time...between the shot victims that fell off the boat in swim team fashion, kicking the guns out of the way before they fall, the POW escaping the cell to grab the keys- going back in and opening the door to escape again, throwing the bullets, the president fighting with a lightsaber, constantly grouping together- like when they were at the hill bottom and they all stood in the bush, the Saddam wannabe falling apart and melding back together, to the Energizer Bunny standoff...I can go on and on and on...
holy crap...that was hilarious...wow...I'll stop now
although...I never did see the original...crud
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Post by BugHunter on Apr 12, 2004 22:42:36 GMT -5
*BELCH* Hey man, is this the first time you've ever seen that movie? (  ) |
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Post by Deimos on Apr 12, 2004 22:52:57 GMT -5
yessiree bob
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Post by BugHunter on Apr 12, 2004 23:05:04 GMT -5
(^_^) BWAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA! BWAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA! AAAAAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAAAAAA! sigh... that is a funny movie ;D
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Post by Cobra5 on Apr 12, 2004 23:13:03 GMT -5
I don't recall seeing the original, either...? Definatly a funny movie. I like when he's carring the wounded POW on his back with one arm, fighitng off a ton of badguy with his other arm, and he gots shot in both legs and numerous times in other places, and he has to stop at a water fountin so the POW can get a drink |
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Post by Deimos on Apr 12, 2004 23:17:56 GMT -5
they tied my shoelaces together...
that was great
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Post by Cobra5 on Apr 12, 2004 23:21:20 GMT -5
...Hey, since Tass isn't here, let's trash the place! *He throws a chair but, being that the place is four dimensional, it goes around the wall and hits cobra in the back* *The killbots then destroy him anyway, even though he caused no real damage*
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