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Post by BugHunter on Feb 24, 2005 14:06:14 GMT -5
[glow=red,2,300]*Spamminator prepares to open up a can of anti-spam whoop ass*[/glow]
;D
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Post by Cobra5 on Feb 24, 2005 14:22:41 GMT -5
I mean, yeah, this is a thread of spam, but I wish people would at least try to be funny or clever about it.
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Post by Coral on Feb 24, 2005 17:04:53 GMT -5
Fine.
Special ham.
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Post by Tassatul on Feb 24, 2005 17:27:25 GMT -5
*Activates Killbots*
You know, I think we ought to lure- ah, invite all the newbs here for a mass ring of fire-ing. Perhaps if they can experience what it is like to traverse the ring, a new level of posting would arise within them. Plus, we could roast marshmellows.
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Post by Coral on Feb 24, 2005 17:42:27 GMT -5
*turns into a massive smiley face of doom and eats the killbots*
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Post by Cobra5 on Feb 24, 2005 22:30:47 GMT -5
But the deathbots, they are invincable. Or invincible. Whichever.
And yeah... we havn't had a ring of fire-ing in... ever.
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Post by Coral on Feb 25, 2005 9:40:58 GMT -5
*massive smiley eats spam*
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Post by Tassatul on Mar 3, 2005 16:49:42 GMT -5
Okay, so its all set. *Turns to the side* Hey Bob! Bring her out! *Bob walks out pushing a large ring made of metal with flammable liquid all over it. The ring has about a 4 foot diameter, and is made out of INDESTRUCTABILIUM!!! (as are the killbots, but thats another story)* Ahhh, the good old days. Hey, did we lay it on the ground, and have them stand in the middle, or stand it upright and make 'em jump thorugh it a few times? Either way works for me. . . *Tass holds up hose, connected to a gasoline tanker, and grins ;D  ;D* umm. . .guess what, Coral? Youre first. |
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Post by Deimos on Mar 3, 2005 17:42:28 GMT -5
...and so... A ring fire burst to life from the components held by . It's malicious aura seeped throughout the entirety of the Tesseract, rocking it to its very foundation. The ring had a life in and of itself, appearing to glare at the audience that summoned it...A ring so vile and powerful, so dark and twisted that only those worthy step through it alive; and even so...fewer step through with through with everything intact...some, only come out half-baked...like  quite exhilarating for something no more than some gasoline and a lighter eh? and techically...I should be next...since I never went... |
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Post by Coral on Mar 4, 2005 20:11:16 GMT -5
The massive smiley face eats the fire and turns into a USO (Unidentified Smiling Object)
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Post by Tassatul on Mar 4, 2005 21:14:26 GMT -5
Well, I was thinking more just a metal ring, but hey, I suppose it could be evil and demonic, too.
;D
*Flicks on the hose, spraying a line of gasoline at the ring, soaking it. Then, very dramatically, he reaches up to the cigarrette in his mouth, coughs cause he doesnt smoke, and drops it casually into the trail leading up to the ring*
*The fire races along the gasoline trail, then in a flash, the ring is afire*
*Classic Mortal Kombat voice* : IT HAS BEGUN!!
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Post by Coral on Mar 5, 2005 9:04:53 GMT -5
*USO eats the ring of fire*
Yumm..
*blows up*
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Post by Tassatul on Mar 5, 2005 13:08:22 GMT -5
*sigh*
i guess so. . .
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Post by copyKatt on Mar 5, 2005 21:12:14 GMT -5
meh, corals a party pooper, lets move on to deimos, he seems to be a better sport. hehe, you should get your killbots to chuck 'im through ;D
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Post by Deimos on Mar 5, 2005 21:59:52 GMT -5
well, I enjoy this... let's see *Deimos pulls out his long lost Bag-O-Tricks to magically formulate an asbestos suit.*Deimos : "HA!" *He then walks slowly toward the demonic circle...now encircled by guardian killbots...all with Halo style labels of circling over them. The killbots decide he wasn't moving fast enough...and promptly shoved him into the ring. The suit preceded to disintegrate...*Deimos : "Oh sh*t...this isn't ordinary fire...this is...advanced fire" Deimos : "@#$%!" ((someone wanna write my fate?)) *The ring takes a life of its own and begins to enclose upon him* |
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