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Post by chrisgriffon on May 16, 2004 19:05:19 GMT -5
"hello everyone, it's great to be here in....here! and, umm, I'm gonna start with favorite of mine and hopefully the band will join later..."
chris launches into the opening licks of Zeppelin's "Since I've Been Lovin You." the walls and ceiling changes colors and textures in a psychedilic display to match the music.
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Post by BugHunter on May 17, 2004 6:44:34 GMT -5
*BugHunter sees all the walls change color and texture* (@_x) "Woa... This beer is pretty strong"  |
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Post by copyKatt on May 17, 2004 17:40:01 GMT -5
*Katt stares at the ceiling*
'i sure hope no one here is epileptic...'
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Post by palla on May 17, 2004 18:16:50 GMT -5
We should have people wearing Carrie's dress (you know the one I mean Will...that thing alone could cause a seizure). o.O
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Post by Cobra5 on May 18, 2004 14:34:33 GMT -5
*Would have a siezure if he wasn't smoldering ashes*
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Post by palla on May 18, 2004 14:50:26 GMT -5
*takes Will, smoldering ashes & all, up to a mountain and scatters the ashes on the wind*
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Post by Deimos on May 19, 2004 23:39:59 GMT -5
whoa...like, totally tripindicular...that's, like, some bodaciously radical ceilin' colors ...righteous-like dude
*ahem* I should stop now...valley-girl is a hard language
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Post by Cobra5 on May 20, 2004 16:29:27 GMT -5
*Will pops back in the door*
Thats not "valley girl", that's "Hippy Stoner".
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Post by Dr. Dan on May 20, 2004 16:34:01 GMT -5
:::A muffled laugh from a garbage can ouside:::
mham mham mham mham
mthmats ma gommod monem mwillmm! mmm...
(((traslation -- get rid of the "m's")))
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Post by BugHunter on May 22, 2004 1:29:44 GMT -5
Hot Steriotypical Valley Girl: "Yaah, like furr shurre! Thats like totally not "Valley Girl", silly. Yuu'rre like totally gettin' yu're steriotypical lingo all mixed up. And like that guy is like sooooo hot!"
*Hot Steriotypical Valley Girl makes her way to the bar and sits next to BugHunter*
;D
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Post by Tassatul on May 22, 2004 16:17:20 GMT -5
::Activation::
.:Reason -- humanoid IQ < humanoid's own age:.
.:Run "Garbage Disposal":.
.:"Garbage Disposal" running. Enable Antimatter beams. Enable targeting program "Alpha":.
*Destruction bots whir*
"So, like, he was sooo hot and th--" *Tsewww*
.:End "Garbage Disposal" Standby sequence in 5, 4, 3. . .:.
*Whirrr*
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Post by Cobra5 on May 23, 2004 10:55:53 GMT -5
I'm glad I don't have to worry about relative statistics such as IQ and age. I'm a mass produced, generic human carbon unit. We're all built to the same specifications.
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Post by Dr. Dan on May 23, 2004 19:53:13 GMT -5
well if you live forever, your IQ is definatly lower than your age....  |
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Post by Cobra5 on May 23, 2004 20:22:15 GMT -5
Wait...
What? *Killbots evaporate Cobra*
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Post by chrisgriffon on May 23, 2004 21:17:32 GMT -5
chris keeps playing, pausing a few times awkwardly as some of the stranger happenings occur. his anxiety grows as the time grows later and later and his band is nowhere to be seen. he reaches the end of the song, and the walls fade slowly back to a dull grey.
"uhh...well my band's not here yet. umm...here's an original piece..."
he launches into a loose punk riff.
I've been around for quite a while,
and seen a lot of stuff.
but the best advice I ever heard was:
hold reset while you turn the power off!
hold reset while you turn the power off!
some of you may not heed my warning
but you had better not scoff!
cause you could easily loose it all
hold reset while you turn the power off!
hold reset while you turn the power off!
he continues, improvising more verses.
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