Entertainment in General

[Jalathas]

You have windows media player on a mac?

[BugHunter]

ya, apparently they have a version for the mac. I didn't know either until the day i dl'ed it for free. So now I have access to a lot of media.

But right now I'm checking your link on a pc and it still wont play cus it says the server isn't responding

[Jalathas]

www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/halloween.php

[Cobra5]

I've seen so many of those I've stopped jumping... My sisters watch the same ones over and over...

[BugHunter]

That is some F'ed up sh*t up in here

[copyKatt]

well, i had read wills post before i watched it, so i didnt jump or anything. prolly wouldnt have anyway, cuz im just that non-flinchy ;D

[Coral]

[glow=red,2,300]Things We Learned In The Movies[/glow]

> > >1) Large, loft-style apartments in New York City are
> > > well within the price range of most people-whether
> > > they are employed or not.
> > > >
> > > >2) At least one of a pair of identical twins is born
> > > evil.
> > > >
> > > >3) Should you decide to defuse a bomb, don't worry
> > > which wire to cut. You will always choose the right
> > > one.
> > > >
> > > >4) Most laptop computers are powerful enough to
> > > override the communications system of any invading
> > > alien society.
> > > >
> > > >5) It does not matter if you are heavily outnumbered
> > > in a fight involving martial arts: your enemies will
> > > wait patiently to attack you one by one by
> > > dancing around in a threatening manner until you have
> > > knocked out their predecessors.
> > > >
> > > >6) When you turn out the light to go to bed,
> > > everything in your bedroom will still be clearly
> > > visible, just slightly bluish.
> > > >
> > > >7) If you are blonde and pretty, it is possible to
> > > become a world expert on nuclear fission at the age of
> > > 22.
> > > >
> > > >8) Honest and hard-working policemen are
> > > traditionally gunned down three days before their
> > > retirement.
> > > >
> > > >9) Rather than wasting bullets, megalomaniacs prefer
> > > to kill their archenemies using complicated machinery
> > > involving fuses, pulley systems,
> > > deadly gasses, lasers and man-eating sharks,
> > > which will allow their captives at least 20 minutes to
> > > escape.
> > > >
> > > >10) All beds have special L-shaped cover sheets that
> > > reach the armpit level on a woman, but only to waist
> > > level on the man lying beside her.
> > > >
> > > >11) All grocery shopping bags contain at least one
> > > stick of French bread.
> > > >
> > > >12) It's easy for anyone to land a plane, providing
> > > there is someone in the control tower to talk you
> > > down.
> > > >
> > > >13) Once applied, lipstick will never rub off-even
> > > while scuba diving.
> > > >
> > > >14) You're very likely to survive any battle in any
> > > war unless you make the mistake of showing someone
> > > a picture of your sweetheart back home.
> > > >
> > > >15) Should you wish to pass yourself off as a German
> > > or Russian officer, it will not be necessary to speak
> > > the language. A German or Russian accent will
> > > do.
> > > >
> > > >16) The Eiffel Tower can be seen from any window in
> > > Paris.
> > > >
> > > >17) A man will show no pain while taking the most
> > > ferocious beating, but will wince when a woman tries
> > > to clean his wounds.
> > > >
> > > >18) If a large pane of glass is visible, someone
> > > will be thrown through it before long.
> > > >
> > > >19) If staying in a haunted house, women should
> > > investigate any strange noises in their most revealing
> > > underwear.
> > > >
> > > >20) Word processors never display a cursor on screen
> > > but will always say: "Enter Password Now."
> > > >
> > > >21) Even when driving down a perfectly straight
> > > road, it is necessary to turn the steering wheel
> > > vigorously
> > > from left to right every few moments.
> > > >
> > > >22) All bombs are fitted with electronic timing
> > > devices with large red readouts so you know exactly
> > > when they're going to go off.
> > > >
> > > >23) A detective can only solve a case once he has
> > > been suspended from duty.
> > > >
> > > >24) If you decide to start dancing in the street,
> > > everyone you meet will know all the steps.
> > > >
> > > >25) Police departments give their officers
> > > personality tests to make sure they are deliberately
> > > assigned a partner who is their total opposite.
> > > >
> > > >26) When they are alone, all foreign military
> > > officers prefer to speak to each other in English

(btw I'm saying right now that I didn't write this so don't complain that you saw it somewhere else)

[Tassatul]

Heh, Ive heard of some of those before (not complaining ) but some are completely new to me, like the L shaped bedsheet. Speaking of movies:

If you havent seen "Saw" yet, DO SO NOW! That movie was awesome. The plot and twists and connection were excellent. The acting left a little to be desired, but other than that, it was great. And its really not that gory, only a few parts.

[BugHunter]

ha, that stuff is funny

"Saw"? Never heard of it

[Jalathas]

This guy is left in a room, chained to something, with a rusty saw as the only useful object within reach, thus giving him a way out, sawing off his own leg. There's a dead guy on the floor. That's all I know.

[alys]

Everybody who's seen it here says it's an awesome flick.

[copyKatt]

yucky... sawing your own leg off with a rusty saw...

but me and a bunch of friends are going to the movies this weekend, were all debating on whether to see the grudge, saw or that team america world police movie. decision decision...

[BugHunter]

Wait...how come i've never heard of Saw?

Go and see Team America! Then tell me how it is

[edit]

I just saw the trailer for Saw, thats some pretty messed up sh*t...

[Tassatul]

The trailers and comercials dont do it justice. From what i saw in commercials, i thought it would be a typical police investigation movie. Not so. see it, it kicked ass!

[BugHunter]

I didn't get the image of a typical police investigation. The trailer looked like a sick and twisted plot, but something along the lines of Silence of the Lambs, but then that means it might be interesting to check out, but just to think what the characters are going to do.