Quotes

[Cobra5]

BugHunter said:

You tell 'em big daddy!! ;D

"Oh no, the head-humper's back!" --Barney, HL2

That scene was funny.

"Don't worry. She's been debeaked, and she's completly harmless. Although, she may try to... 'couple' with your head." -Kleiner, HL2

And don't worry al, you're no japanabe Just beucase you like anime and manga dosn't mean that's bad, its just when people take it way too far.

[Deimos]

somehow...I knew you'd say that...heh...good ol' Will
coming from you, that means a lot

"VIDEO GAMES : Why waste good technology on science and medicine!!!" -one of our kitchen magnets in my dorm room...

[copyKatt]

nono, japanabies arent people who like things japanese. japanabies are the type of people who try to be japanese, try to speak it wherever they can put it, think they're japanese because theyre obsessed with anime, try to be like those characters, try to be 'super unique', try to be different from everone else by doing the exact same thing a zillion other japanbies are doing. basically someone trying to be something they're not. a wannabe. i.e. japanabie.

it doesnt make you a japanabie if you like anime, or think japanese stuff is cool. thats different, it just means you think its intresting. when you start thinking you life is boring and stupid because youd rather be a half-demon vampire with a magic sword and fall in love with some japanese girl waering a school girl outfit is when you have a problem.

but anyway. back to quotes ;D.

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heres some doulas adams quotes, just because he rocks.

In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move.

The ships hung in the sky in much the same way that bricks don't.

There is a theory which states that if ever anybody discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable. There is another theory which states that this has already happened.

Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so.

`We're safe,' he said.
`Oh good,' said Arthur.
`We're in a small galley cabin,' said Ford, `in one of the spaceships of the Vogon Constructor Fleet.'
`Ah,' said Arthur, `this is obviously some strange usage of the word "safe" that I wasn't previously aware of.'

"`You'd better be prepared for the jump into hyperspace. It's unpleasently like being drunk.'
`What's so unpleasent about being drunk?'
`Ask a glass of water.'"

"`Ford, you're turning into a penguin. Stop it.'"

"`Here I am, brain the size of a planet and they ask me to take you down to the bridge. Call that "job satisfaction"? 'Cos I don't.'"

"`If there's anything more important than my ego around, I want it caught and shot now.'"

"`Hey this is terrific!' Zaphod said. `Someone down there is trying to kill us!'
`Terrific,' said Arthur.
`But don't you see what this means?'
`Yes. We are going to die.'
`Yes, but apart from that.'
`APART from that?'
`It means we must be on to something!'
`How soon can we get off it?'"

and how it all started-

"The story goes that I first had the idea for THHGTTG while lying drunk in a field in Innsbruck (or `Spain' as the BBC TV publicity department authorititively has it, probably because it's easier to spell)."

[Cobra5]

I love douglas adams. He's dead... how sad. What a comedic genious.

[Deimos]

hey now, he wouldn't want us to be sad over his death (at least I don't think so) he'd want us all to laugh on at the comedic galactic opus that was his masterpiece, and arguably- one of the BEST works of literature EVER written

[Cobra5]

Definatly. Here's to you (toasts with a pan-galactic gargle blaster)

[Jalathas]

Yes, he was awesome. He would want us to be happy that the movie is finally coming out of development hell. And also:

"That which happens, happens.

That which, in happening, causes something else to happen, causes something else to happen.

That which, in happening, causes itself to happen again, happens again."

[alys]

It's not a vampire thing..... I just like Laurel K. Hamilton's writing. I wouldn't care what it was about, as long as the style was intact....

So, anyway, some more quotes from the Anita Blake series.....

The Laughing Corpse

Surely being in love doesn't cause you to lose your sense of good taste. If I ever buy a gown with sequins on it, someone just shoot me. - Anita

"You're serious, aren't you?" Elsie looked puzzled.
"Well, of course I am. Don't you like the dresses?" I decided not to answer on the grounds that it might piss someone off. I guess, what can you expect from a woman who has a perfectly good name like Elizabeth, but prefers to be named after a cow? - Elizabeth Markowitz, Anita

Important safety tip with most of the spiritual world: if you ignore it, it has less power. This does not work with demons or other demi-beings. Other exceptions to the rule are vampires, zombies, ghouls, lycanthropes, witches...Oh, hell, ignoring only works for ghosts. - Anita

"You are mine, Anita. Willing or not, you are mine."
"See, Jean-Claude, here's where you lose me. First you try seducing me, which has its pleasant side. When that doesn't work, you resort to threats."
"It is not a threat, ma petite. It is the truth."
"No, it isn't. And stop calling me ma fucking petite." - Jean-Claude, Anita

We would go down to the Tenderloin. Pimps beware. I was bringing the Master as backup. It was like carrying a thermonuclear device to kill ants. Overkill has always been a specialty of mine. - Anita

"Damn you, Jean-Claude, damn you."
"That, dear Anita, was done long before you met me." - Anita, Jean-Claude

Had to see. Had to look. Might find a clue. Sure, and pigs could fucking fly. But still, maybe, maybe there would be a clue. Maybe. Hope is a lying bitch. - Anita

I wanted to say something brilliant. My God, Holmes, how did you know the zombie was hiding in the flower pot? - Anita

Bloody Bones[/b]

[Bert] sighed. "If you didn't make me so much money, I wouldn't put up with your shit."
"Ditto." I said. That about summed up our relationship. - Bert, Anita

Bayard had gotten us a black Jeep with black-tinted windows and more bells and whistles than I could even guess at. "Some of these roads are not even paved. I thought you might need something more substantial than just a car." I resisted the urge to pat him on the head and say 'Good flunkie'. - Anita, Lionel Bayard

"Please tell me he didn't just go poof," Larry said.
"He didn't just go poof," I said.
"What did he do, then?"
"How the hell do I know. This wasn't covered in fairies 301." - Larry, Anita

"Damn you," I said softly and with feeling. [Jean-Claude] smiled, "We've been over that, ma petite, you are too late." - Anita, Jean-Claude

...One thing I've learned about vampires--they keep pulling new rabbits out of their cloaks. Big, fanged, carnivorous bunnies that'll eat your eyeballs if you're not paying attention. - Anita

I looked at Larry. There wasn't a drop of blood on him. He was the only one who hadn't wrestled with vampires tonight. He shrugged. "Sorry; I just couldn't get anybody to bleed on me tonight." - Larry

[The goat] had floppy white ears and seemed to like having the top of its head scratched. Larry had petted it in the Jeep on the drive over. Always a bad idea. Never get friendly with the sacrifices. Makes it hard to kill them. - Anita

Larry's zombie bag was a nearly virulent green with Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles on it. I was almost afraid to ask what his vampire bag looked like. - Anita

[bogiethomas]

.................................................................................................................uh.............................look down below

[alys]

...yes.

These are a few lines from one of my favourite songs....

"Rage'll stroll into the bar, dressed down in her best brand of self-righteous, attached to her ego like it might just float away. She'll wear her laundry dirty, she airs it in public, it smells better that way."

"And after another round or three, 'I guess there's a piece o' me proud,' Kindness'll slur, 'for all the shit you said outloud,' and Rage'll agree, grumble, toss back a salsa shot, 'Yeah, there's a piece o' me glad for all the court jester goodness you had.'"

"Rage'll light a cigarette from the tall candle on the table and frown, she'll order another round, she'll say, 'You just wanted to showcase your beauty. You were a commodity; you had to be on hand. But, you never knew when her supply of you would be bereft of their demand.'"

"See, tempted, dared and inebriated, Kindness threw off her cane, pulled on Rage's boots and she started to stomp around, beaming in the dimming East Village light's dance floor with unprecedented cloudy callouse. And, for once, I'm all balanced, and her wide smile will shift to adjust for her spine."

"And, with a little tipsy convincing, she'll put on Kindness's heels and she won't look half bad, bouncing, indignation flouncing until she trips on a barstool and bangs her shins, she'll mumble to Kindness, 'I guess ya gotta walk a little more careful in these things.'"

"And when the check comes, Rage'll throw some cash on the table and Kindness'll pull out her plastic and for once.... Rage'll concede. The bartender'll say, 'Hey, I have never overheard the circumstances of a love story so inconceivable.... but the chemistry is unbelievable... And, this one's on me.'"

"Kindness'll leave the bar a nice girl with rebel rising. Rage will remain a rebel, but with a soft spot for Kindness."

[BugHunter]

Cobra5 said:

Definatly. Here's to you (toasts with a pan-galactic gargle blaster)

Hey, wait for me!

Cheers! *toasts with pan-glactic gargle blaster*

[Coral]

"I think that gay marriage should be between a man and a woman" - The Governator.

[bogiethomas]

don't get yourself into what your child support can't get you out of

[Cobra5]

"Half a bee,
Philosophically,
must ipso facto half not be.
But half the bee,
has got to be,
a vis a vi its entity.

You see?

But can a bee
be said to be,
or not to be,
an entire bee,
when half the bee
is not a bee,
due to some ancient injury?"

Monty Python, Eric the Half a Bee.

[Coral]

as our friend Tyler Durden says, "Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken."