Quotes

[copyKatt]

deep

[Cobra5]

It does make you a guy with feathers up your butt, though.

[BugHunter]

really, I thought it makes u stupid

[Coral]

All my quotes are stupid but real.

Some favorites:

"Scientists want to know why sex is so popular" Headline on a newspaper

"Patient has two teenage children but no other abnormalities" Doctor

"Use of the UltraDisC2000 as a projectile in a catapult is not reccommended." Safety manual for the Ultradisc2000

"Why do people buy calendars this time of year? I mean, the years almost over anyways..." Me

"'Hello? Hello?'
'Ma? some man calling us'
'Who is this?'
'Your daughter, she kick my dog and now dog need operation!'
'Which daughter?'
'The one the picked up the fucking phone!'"

Some whacked prank caller conversation.

[Abishai]

"Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole." -Roger Caras

"The reason a dog has so many friends is that he wags his tail instead of his tongue." -- Anonymous

A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than he loves himself." -- Josh Billings

"If I have any beliefs about immortality, it is that certain dogs I have known will go to heaven, and very, very few persons." -- James Thurber

"There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking you face." -- Ben Williams

"We give dogs time we can spare, space we can spare and love we can spare. And in return, dogs give us their all - it's the best deal man has ever made" - M. Facklam

The great pleasure of a dog is that you make a fool of yourself with him and
not only will he not scold you, but he will make a fool of himself too."~~Samuel Butler

"Here, gentlemen, a dog teaches us a lesson in humanity."~~Napoleon Bonaparte

The dog represents all that is best in man."~~Etienne Charlet

"Old dogs, like old shoes, are comfortable. They might be a bit out of shape and a little worn around the edges, but they fit well."~~Bonnie Wilcox

"In the whole history of the world there is but one thing that money cannot buy~~the wag of a dog's tail."~~Henry Wheeler Shaw


"If a dog will not come to you after having looked you in the face, you
should go home and examine your conscience."~~Woodrow Wilson

Were my Maker to grant me but one single glance through these sightless eyes of mine...I would without question or recall choose to see first a child, then a dog."~~Helen keller


"Old age means realizing you will never own all the dogs you wanted to."~~Joe
Gores

"The one absolutely unselfish friend that man can have in this selfish world, the one that never deserts him, the one that never proves ungrateful or treacherous, is his dog...When all other friends desert, he remains."~~George
Graham Vest, Speech in the Senate, 1884

"Near this spot
Are deposited the remains of one
Who possessed beauty without vanity,
Strength without insolence,
Courage without ferocity,
And all the virtues of man without his vices.
This praise, which would be unmeaning flattery
If inscribed over human ashes,
Is but a just tribute to the memory of
Boatswain, a dog."
~~Lord Byron

[copyKatt]

getting a puppy or domething?

[Abishai]

Nope, just feeling the desire to have one. . . I can't have one in my place.

[Cobra5]

We've got a dog. Her name is Brandy. We share a room.

She's my dog. when I see her, I say, "What's up dog?". Its too funny.

[Abishai]

So, now you're a demented bugs bunny?

[Tassatul]

Dune quotes, w00t

"Is your religion real when it costs your nothing and carries no risk? Is your religion real when you fatten upon it? Is your religion real when you commit atrocities in its name? Whence comes your downward degeneration from the original revelation?" Preacher at Arrakeen

"To exist is to stand out, away from the background. You aren't thinking or really existing unless you're willing to risk even your own sanity in the judgment of your existence." Preacher at Arrakeen

The one-eyed view of our universe says you must not look far afield for problems. Such problems may never arrive. Instead, tend to the wolf within your fences. The packs ranging outside may not even exist. --The Azhar Book; Shamra I:4

The child who refuses to travel in the father's harness, this is the symbol of man's most unique capability. "I do not have to be what my father was. I do not have to obey my father's rules or even believe everything he believed. It is my strength as a human that I can make my own choices of what to believe and what not to believe, of what to be and what not to be. --Leto Atreides II

Justice? Who asks for justice. We make our own justice. We make it here on Arrakis--win or die. Let us not rail about justice as long as we have arms and the freedom to use them. --Leto I: Bene Gesserit Archives

Seek freedom and become captive of your desires. Seek discipline and find your liberty. --The Coda

[Abishai]

Asimov Quotes:

I do not fear computers. I fear the lack of them.

If knowledge can create problems, it is not through ignorance that we can solve them.


Life is pleasant. Death is peaceful. It's the transition that's troublesome.

Never let your sense of morals get in the way of doing what's right.

Part of the inhumanity of the computer is that, once it is competently programmed and working smoothly, it is completely honest.

[Coral]

From 'Nuns on the Run':
"It woud'n be a religio' 'f i' ma'e sens'!"

[copyKatt]

'a bird in the hand is with two in the bush'

a quote weve all heard but no one really quite understands. i like to use it. often. completely out of context.

[Cobra5]

It means something you own is more valuable then the same thing if you don't on it.

In other words, something is more valuable if you own it.

[copyKatt]

selfish people